Life is too short for shitty sex and bad relationships.
So go find someone who fucks you right and treats you how you deserve to be treated. (via masturbationdestination)

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July 28th, 2014 // 485,740 notes

saltedick:

getting called ugly by ugly people is so surreal 

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July 27th, 2014 // 40,468 notes
satitsfied:

handme-fr0wns:

oblivious-ink:

Best gif ever

is that johnny depp

no i think its a newsreporter
deadcuteboy:

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*Walks into class crush is in*

Teacher: Everyone have a seat

Me:

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July 27th, 2014 // 37,946 notes
justsexypics:

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thatduck-sureisugly:

I DONT THINK IVE EVER LAUGHED THIS HARD IN MY LIFE

do white people even have responsibilities n shit like how the fuck do you have time to do this nonsense

THAT FUCKING COMMENT
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